A ridiculously long time ago Jagler & Mueller on WTMJ were talking about this best opening lyrics list (Jeff Wagner didn't like it much, I recall). In possibly his least slippery post ever, Rick Esenberg got in on the fun. Indeed, the Brawler was shocked at how often he agreed with the Shark's assessments.
So without further ado, the Brawler presents his own list -- The Brawler's top 25 closing lyrics. It's too late to jump on the best opening bandwagon. And besides, it's pretty easy to pick great opening lines. There's lots of good ones out there -- as Owen Robinson at Boots and Sabers demonstrates daily, anybody can write anopening line even if it's only "Huh." The pop song form (broadly defined) demands great opening lines to grab the listener. But great closing lines? Far fewer, the Brawler would argue.
A great opening line can stand on its own. With a great closing line it's difficult to separate the dancer from the dance, to mix metaphors (and isn't that what writing about pop music is all about?)A great closing line needs to drive the song, everything that came before it, home. No. 23 may seem no great shakes on its own, but in the context of the song it's perfect. No. 13 seems like a joke on the printed (or virtual page); in the context of the performance, it's all.
Without further ado, and in no particular order save for No. 1, the Brawler's Top 25 closing lyrics.
25. So I walked/As day was dawning/while small bird sang/and leaves were falling/to where we once watched/the rowboats landing/on the broad, majestic Shannon -- The Pogues, "The Broad Majestic Shannon"
24. Do you think that you could make it with Frankenstein? -- New York Dolls, "Frankenstein (Original Version)"
23. And I guess I just don't know -- The Velvet Underground, "Heroin"
22. Every junkie's like a setting sun -- Neil Young, "Needle and the Damage Done"
21. I know you're dying baby/And I know you know it too/Every time I see you/I just don't know what to do -- Van Morrison, "Slim Slow Slider"
20. There is no future and England's dreaming/No future...The SexPistols, "God Save the Queen"
19. You're a wasted face/you're a sad-eyed lie/you're a holocaust -- Big Star, "Holocaust"
18. I remember you well/in Chelsea Hotel/that's all/I don't even think of you that often" -- Leonard Cohen, "Chelsea Hotel No. 2"
17. There's never been a man/that's ever shook this can/but I know a man who tried/the newspapers called it a jailbreak plan/but I know it was suicide/I know it was suicide-- Johnny Cash, "The Wall"
16. All the little fillies at the Yukon Club/Are gunning for the Gold Rush/They just can't get enough -- The Hold Steady, "Payne Avenue"
15. Millions of people/swarming like flies/round Waterloo Undergound/But Terry and Julie cross over the river/where they feel safe and sound -- The Kinks, "Waterloo Sunset"
14. When I woke up/mom and dad are rolling on the couch/rolling numbers/rocking and rolling/got my Kiss records out -- Cheap Trick, "Surrender"
13. A denial -- Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
12. Houses of crack, I've seen too much/I go ready, aim, fire then I'll blow 'em up -- Public Enemy, "Raise the Roof"
11. I never felt so much alike alike alike -- The Clash, "London Calling"
10. Bitch, rant down to the practice room/attention and fame/so career career career -- Pavement, "Cut your hair"
9. Life passes slow in slippers and robe/but my ghost still bangs on the roof/like John the Baptist in the rain/While the nurses play Crazy Eights -- The Handsome Family, "My Ghost"
8. And I wondered how that same moon outside/over this Chinatown fair/could look down on Illinois/and find you there/you know I love you baby" -- Tom Waits, "Shore Leave"
7. And the iceberg broke/and the Okies fled/and the Great Emancipator/took a bullet in the back of the head" -- Gillian Welch, April the 14th Part 1
6. And it feels like 1974/digging Led Zeppelin in Grimsby/Oh, Christ -- Robyn Hitchcock, "1974"
5. Honey last night I met this guy/and I'm gonna do a little favor for him -- Bruce Springsteen, "Atlantic City"
4. The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain/and these visions of Johanna are all that remain -- Bob Dylan, "Visions of Johanna"
3. Child in the backseat, about four or five years/Lookin' out the window/Little bit of dirt mixed with tears/Car wheels on a gravel road -- Lucinda Williams. "Car wheels on a gravel road"
2. We could stand for a century/starin'/with our heads cocked/in the broad daylight at this thing/joy/landlocked/in bodies that don't keep/don't keep!/dumbstruck with the sweetness of being/till we don't be/told; take this/and eat this -- Joanna Newsom, "Emily"
1. And in the end/the love you take/is equal to the love you make -- The Beatles, "The End"
Yes, No. 1 is a cliche -- but who can argue with it. And with this, the Brawler is going to go into a hiatus relapse. Back in a month or so.