Perhaps it's for the best that the Boots and Sabers family booted John Foust over questionable, and unproven, charges of sockpuppetry.
It's given Foust more time to work on Boots and Kittens, one of the funniest parody sites anywhere on the Interwebs. (And if you think it's impossible to parody B&S, which often already seems like a parody, check it out.)
In this edition: Hear Wendy's "educational" call on behalf of the AFP!
Meanwhile, over at Boots and Sabers: retard jokes! Nothing like elevating the dialogue!
(Updated from original posting)