Conservative commentators, including Milwaukee's own Rick Esenberg, are falling all over themselves trying to figure out ways to tar Barack Obama. He's a totalifascist! A false messiah! A guevarista! A member of the "hard left" who swapped ladies with Bill Ayers! A dark instrument of Louis Farrakhan who's going to ban pork, make us read the Final Call and eat bean pies!
Yes, the mounting hysteria is amusing to behold. But is it because they know the truth, as imparted by the illumanati at the Federalist Society, aka Fed Soc (h/t illusory) is too disturbing to reveal? That Barack is no mere earthling at all? That he in fact comes to us from something called a "mothership"? And an awesomely powerful fully operational mothership at that?
Behold this video, revealing the hidden truth, obtained by the Fed Soc:
Dig the blue print, as laid down by George Clinton, here:
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay.