Charlie Sykes' analysis of "angriest woman in America" Michelle Obama's Monday night speech was a laugh riot.
Why didn't she talk about abortion or gay rights? Charlie asked. (Amusing, given that McCain has tried to soft-shoe his hardline anti-abortion stance and isn't Mrs. Charlie Sykes aka Liz Woodhouse pro-choice?)
Do you know the themes of her speech -- the importance of family, hard work and values -- are conservative themes? By that Bizarro world logic, Sykes' tale of three marriages, fireworks with a woman not his wife and lying to his listeners is a liberal one.
Charlie's listeners did their best to amplify the stupid. One fraulein listener said she could tell Michelle was trying to "tone down" everything -- her message, her voice, her clothes.
Her clothes?
No doubt, Michelle Obama appears in the feverish dreams of Sykes' listeners in a black beret and powder blue turtleneck with bandoliers of bullets criss-crossing her black leather jacket. In this scary place called "reality," though, she dresses like this:
Crazy!
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